1. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.
2. When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes a parent.
3. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
4. How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin.
5. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it!
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